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ALEX CLINCHES THE LEAGUE — DAVE LOCKS UP LAST FOR THE 3RD STRAIGHT YEARJESS WINS HER 6TH STRAIGHT MARIO KART MONDAYDAD CROWNED SLOWEST TEXTER IN THE GROUP CHAT — 4.2 HR AVG REPLYTHE DARK KNIGHT TAKES #1 IN 'GREATEST MOVIE EVER' — MARVEL FANS IN SHAMBLESMAYA OVERTAKES TOM IN THE SUMMER STEP SHOWDOWN BY 24KPRIYA PASSES GREG IN Q3 SALES RACE BY $4,200DAVE'S WAFFLE HOUSE PUNISHMENT SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY 6AMALEX CLINCHES THE LEAGUE — DAVE LOCKS UP LAST FOR THE 3RD STRAIGHT YEARJESS WINS HER 6TH STRAIGHT MARIO KART MONDAYDAD CROWNED SLOWEST TEXTER IN THE GROUP CHAT — 4.2 HR AVG REPLYTHE DARK KNIGHT TAKES #1 IN 'GREATEST MOVIE EVER' — MARVEL FANS IN SHAMBLESMAYA OVERTAKES TOM IN THE SUMMER STEP SHOWDOWN BY 24KPRIYA PASSES GREG IN Q3 SALES RACE BY $4,200DAVE'S WAFFLE HOUSE PUNISHMENT SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY 6AM
For people who keep score · Free to start · No card needed
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Leaderboards for people who have to win

If You Ain't First,
You're Last.

Rank your friends, your office, your family — narrated by an AI that doesn't care about your feelings and lives for the last-place collapse.

i wanna go fast
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The League
12 Managers · Week 14 · Fantasy Football
Live
1
A
Alex V.
11-24
2
S
Sarah J.
10-32
3
C
Chris D.
9-41
12
D
Dave M. · LAST
1-128
AI Commentary · 2 min ago
“Alex clinches the top seed. Dave clinches the Waffle House. Eight straight losses and the whole league already knows what's coming.”
Why This Exists

Everything's a competition.

No mercy

Everything is a competition. The group chat. The office. The gym. Most of it never gets settled — it just scrolls away between memes and dinner plans.

Maybe it's a Monopoly grudge with your brother. Your cousin's slow-motion fantasy-football collapse. A Christmas-sweater feud that's somehow three years old. The best rivalries of your life deserve better than a buried thread.

This is where they go now.Pick something. Add the people who think they're better than you. You keep score. You talk the trash. The AI writes the recaps and roasts the loser — nobody gets spared.

Free to start.It'll ruin a friendship or two. Worth it.

Use Cases

A few things
worth ranking.

The League · Fantasy Football
12 Managers · Week 14
Live
1
A
Alex
11-2
2
S
Sarah J.
10-3
AI · 6 min ago
“Alex clinches the #1 seed and he's not giving it back. Dave's dead last again — that's 24 more hours in a Waffle House.”
Mario Kart Mondays
6 Players · Best of 12
Live
1
J
Jess
142
2
M
Marcus
128
AI · 3 min ago
“Six Mondays straight for Jess. The blue shells stopped working on her — she's just straight better than everybody.”
Greatest Movie Ever
312 Votes · Group Vote
Live
1
D
The Dark Knight
89
2
G
Goodfellas
76
AI · 9 min ago
“Dark Knight pulled ahead overnight and it isn't close. Somebody's cousin keeps voting Marvel — bless his heart.”
Cornhole Championship
16 Teams · Single Elim
Winner
1
B
Bag Daddy
21
2
H
Holey Rollers
19
AI · 2 hrs ago
“Bag Daddy takes it 21–19 after Holey Rollers blew a six-bag lead. Back-to-back champ, baby — check those bags.”
Summer Step Showdown
11 Members · Apple Health
Live
1
A
Maya
412k
2
T
Tom
388k
AI · 21 min ago
“412k steps and climbing. Is Maya pacing the living room at 11pm to stay #1? Course she is. That's a champion.”
Q3 Sales Race · Acme Co
8 Reps · Self-Reported
Live
1
P
Priya R.
$184k
2
G
Greg D.
$180k
AI · 30 min ago
“Priya's up $4,200 and pulling away. Greg's been 'about to close a big one' for nine days — hang in there, Greg.”
Every Win Becomes A Card

Collectible by default.
Shareable by design.

The moment someone takes #1, the AI generates a trading card. Stat block, edition number, foil header, the whole bit. Drop it in the group chat. Send it to your mom. Frame it.

SET 01 · FOOTBALL№ 001 / 312
Alex
The League · #1 Seed
1
A
RECORD
11-2
WEEK
14
STREAK
W4
PTS FOR
1847
SET 01 · GAMING№ 002 / 312
Jess
Mario Kart Mondays · #1
1
J
POINTS
142
STREAK
W6
MONDAYS
12
1ST PLACES
31
SET 01 · FITNESS№ 003 / 312
Maya
Summer Step Showdown · #1
1
M
STEPS
412K
RANK Δ
+1
DAYS LEAD
5
MILES
197
SET 01 · CORNHOLE№ 004 / 312
Bag Daddy
Cornhole Championship · Champ
1
B
RECORD
5-0
FINAL
21-19
RINGERS
18
TITLES
2
The Differentiator

Recaps, roasts, and rankings
on autopilot.

Voice Settings
Tap a setting to change the tone
Ricky IntensityMED
EdgeMED
Safe by default

Profanity stays off until you pick Explicit. Slurs, targeting protected groups, and real-world threats are never allowed — at any setting.

Alex just slid past Sarah to take The League. Three days at the front and the driver behind her had more in the tank. Sarah's gonna have to claw her way back.

Big week on Mario Kart Mondays. Jess is back on top after Ben's last-lap meltdown — a five-second lead and a blue shell with his name on it. Standings going into next Monday are tight enough to ruin somebody's Monday night.

Nobody's on top of Family Christmas Sweater 2026 yet. Throne's wide open. Be the first to claim it before someone in the family beats you to it — and you know how this works around here.

Three Steps

Build a leaderboard.
Ruin a friendship.

01
Create
Start with anything worth winning. Set the rules — score-based, vote-based, ongoing or one-shot. Public for the world or private for your group.
02
Invite
Share a link, post a QR code, or throw it in the group chat. Members join in seconds — no app, no setup, no excuses.
03
Watch It Burn
Submit scores. Take the lead. Get dethroned. Sprint around screaming you're on fire while the standings say otherwise. Weekly recaps drop, cards generate themselves. Someone's #1; everyone else is last.
Things People Ask

Ricky's got
answers.

Yes. Every leaderboard has two settings — Ricky Intensity (how full-character the voice gets) and Edge (how brutal, from Soft all the way up to Explicit). Default is medium. Keep it Soft for the office; crank it to Explicit for the group chat that's been roasting each other since 2009. You set it per leaderboard.
You do. On score-based boards, players (or whoever's running it) punch in the numbers and the board sorts everyone live. What stops someone from fudging it? Your friends are watching, and every entry is visible to the whole group. The person running the league can verify, edit, or throw out any score, and vote-based boards are settled by the group — one vote each. Later we'll add integrations like Strava and Apple Health so the metrics that can be automatic, are. Nothing keeps people honest like an audience.
Yes, anytime. If you created it, you can archive or delete it. Members can leave at any time. Private leaderboards stay private — they're invite-only and not indexed.
Every time someone hits #1, the AI generates a shareable card with their stats, edition number, and a quote. It's the share moment — built for group chats and social. Phase 2 adds set themes and collectible badges for repeat champions.
No Credit Card · No BS · Free to Start

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Or Be Mocked.

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